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You portray your seething hate for the sailor scouts quite well. Great job.

awesomely funny!

I tried tracing a turkey to see what would happen.

The result: Sexy Hand.

My nights are MUCH more fun now :D

Bill responds:

hahaha

nice face you have there...

Faulty logic in the text, but nice mean looking face there

OBEY ZARDOZ!

Awesome work man!
5/5 10/10

Love eeeet!

Love it! This one is going into my Newgrounds art folder.
Soon it will make its rotation among the rest.

Great job!

Full points to you!

niiiice!

You look very surprised that you did a self-portrait.

Also you look hungry.

Awesome job man!
All points to you!!!

J-qb responds:

Yeah thats like my blank "I'm concentrating on my drawing"-look
thanks!

Looks great!

The proportions DO look fine. If the so called experts put their own arms to their sides, they indeed reach nearly to the knees. So you are fine on that count.

What is throwing some critics off is the armor pieces. One arm looks thicker and therefore visually longer than we are used to seeing. But its fine in reality.
The overall figure is about 6 heads tall..still within the realm of reality. She's just not average female height. Not a problem since everyone are different heights. (possibly an amazon warrior? :D )

The ONLY thing I can see that might be off (aside from aforementioned fetching) is there the grip of the arrow end, Looks too loose compared to the beginning pull. This is a minor thing though since also no archer would begin a pul lthen pause to get her pic taken (painted?)Should be a full follow-through on the pull.

But again, that doesn't matter since this could be the pull-back reaction to a command to cease fire and so in the motion of releasing tension on the bow.

Or none of that bs and simply posing for the great artist.
(often done in ancient paintings, unrealistic poses for dramatic effect.)

What all my nonsensical rambling comes down to is this:

Great Work! No real flaws, great composition! All the points belong to you!

einharjar responds:

Thank you very much kind sir! I will look in to those points in my future endeavors.

CHEERS!

I like this very much

I was recently in the Philippines (Palawan) doing volunteer teacher work for my step-mother (filipina) and your painting makes me homesick. Yes during my experience there, I have considered the Philippines a second home for me. I love the community and the way things connect there. I miss it already and I'm only back in America since January 18th!

The scene in your painting is so very filipino, a sight seen every day from my office/bedroom window. I would often just sit and watch the people do their daily tasks. I felt good to be there and experiencing as I did.

I had some good memories made there. I will definitely return. I have many friends on many islands whom I wish to visit.

Maybe this time I will actually learn Tagalog! haha!

Full points my filipino friend! 5/5 10/10

einharjar responds:

Thank you very much for the comment sir. Yeah, you should learn tagalog sir once you come back here. :)

Vagina with teeth?

I've never seen any pussy with teeth except for cats lol

I really dont want to run into one either.

i prefer them smooth and hot and wet....no teeth please

Instant Classic

In both pic and game.

Awesome work man.

Kudos and all the meaty tenderloin steaks of the world to you!

I would tip my hat but you would not see it due to the tremendous fat stack of meat you carrying anyway haha!

-MD

Jazza responds:

lol thanks man

Inseminating elephants is more than a hobby of mine. It's a passion. PASSION I SAY! ...mmm

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