I'm not sure what this was supposed to be, but it was entertaining. Whatever it was...

3 stars for effort
- 1/2 star for confusion
total stars 2

Oh hum. That was a thing.

My review is that it is perfect, no faults that I could detect. I would like more please :D

This is awesome!

Although it bothered me that the music sounded almost too familiar...
...probably just me.

Played so much FF that the usic may bear some resemblance of some sea port towns.

Excellent game! I find no major faults except one, which is either an oversight on my part or some bug in the game.

***SPOILERS***

I cannot continue the game from where Dexter wants a joke to play on a friend. I have the gloves and I tried gloves+dumpster yet it gives me no ketchup. I did look at the walk-through on your site to be sure I did all the things leading to that and it appears that I did. Not in exactly the same order but I doubt that had anything to do with it. Whatever it is, the dumpster wasn't triggered for the ketchup yet and I dont know why.

anyway thanks for making a fun game and I hope I can come back and load up my progress soon so I can complete it past the ketchup spot.

oh look. yet another poorly made porn game. sigh.

Where did you get that music from? Sounds familiar. Very familiar.
Also, it really doesn't fit in a porn of any kind.
Also you seem, to stick with hentai styles...cum doesn't make a big sound like that....basically it all turns me more off than usual because it views like an old 60's porno. Lame story with very little pretense to drive it further. I dont know..it just rubs me the wrong way so to speak..
also Aslan, there is no "physics" in this. Its just the controls and animation that does that.
anyway good luck with your further stuff.

it's working!

Well it was making me sleepy but then I stayed in a somewhat trance of half sleelp so I'd say its donign what you set out to do.

Great job.

This woudl be great in some underground cavern level in a point and click adventure game :)

all points and hats off to you!

Sweeeeeeeet!

Freaking awesome work man. Brings me bck to the best metal of th 80's..very similar style. From the best hair bands ever

Respect to the awesome

lovin this stuff man, right on!

Im a big fan of the stippling style and this is a great example of it. I like it!

Weird noses rock! Great work, you!

Awesome!

He has a bloody nose...or did he just huff the paint? since I see no enemy...maybe its imaginary?
awesome work!