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great quality

But commercials suck ass.

Real content is better.

Don't just tease us. DELIVER!

10 for quality, -9 for tease/commercial crap.

MindChamber responds:

sorry Ill try harder next time :(

Bwahahahahha

I have no freaking idea why I found this hilarious.

But I do.

Great job!

-MD

ClockworkPixel responds:

THANKS :)

i dont get it

I was really expecting more from this. but i guess it was ok. Certainly didn't deserve 10's geez, save those for the amazing works, will yah everyone? lol

-1 no story ( or rather no middle to explain the ending )
-1 randomness makes for confusion. Random events or people can be slipped in but really, they are usually sight gags that are connected with the story
-1 nothing to emotionally connect the viewer with the work. That is the hallmark of a good short, movie, film, commercial..etc. It just leaves the viewers scratching their heads.
-1 wtf is that thing in the box? No explanation at all. no funny thing happening. (perhaps make it come alive and sing a little ditty? then that would have been fun and disturbing at the same time..a nice cheery little xmas song yaaaay! )

so that makes -4 from 10 -6/10
That's overall score

for the sidebar rating, i give a 4/5 since it was a smooth animation and didn't glitch anywhere, so that's solid. Didn't care much for the character design, but that's irrelevant

so good work!

turtleco responds:

I believe that character design is hugely relevent, if you don't like the character design. Don't just ignore it, add/lower the score based on the character.

also

I think that everyone keeps asking me to do something THEIR WAY for the ending. I think its better to end with an open ending so people can just interpret themselves, saves me time and a lot of complaints of how it could've ended.

and really, even if I had more time, I doubt I'd change the ending.

pretty awesome!

Oh this deserves the 10's people give it big time!

I really like the facial expressions and the subtle humor placed into it as well as the overall feeling of the piece.

You didn't get too lazy with most of it . feels like a documentary would be. Although it seems like ti would be the premiere promotion of a documentary of his life maybe, with further show to be later for the details. Seeing it in that way, it does feel complete.

I usually hate memes with a passion but this is Great Work!
(im not rating on the animation movements, those were few and far between but the overall presentation was awesome. There seemed to be no need for any great animated characters running around too much anyway.)

10/10 5/5

666 demon thumbs up!

Your friendly neighborhood soda junkie,

MORDOZ

Galneda responds:

lol, well, thanks for the thorough review! The Documentary of John Stalvern would be a long and depressing one. Glad you liked this! :D

ahhahah!

oh too funneee!

spactana responds:

Thnx! Check out my other videos!

yaaay with less effort than the original! wheee!

ah nice derivative of your last one. I bet you did it this way so you would have more time for the Christmas special, eh?

wheeee!

DestructoBox responds:

We just thought it was funny. ;)

Xmas episode is in the works though!

Aaah Bear!!!!

that was fun. The music was a bit funky, like it was stretched a bit on those ancient cassette tapes or something..ah memories.

zappawadda responds:

Ha, memories. I wish I could remember things but, sadly, this flash has consumed my thoughts.

All that remains is a catchy theme song. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TONY & THE BEAR

interesting

very nice. BTW the link isn't working, but anyone can just google the rice experiment and find it anyway, so no biggie.

nice work there bringing this experiment to your attention.
i have seen similar experiments done with plants...mythbusters totally messed that one up lol

CricketJam responds:

I know! haha I saw that one the watering system failed, but the results were still pretty interesting supporting the power of music on plants

also hit me up there on the youtubes!

its a start anywy

It might have been better to actually make it a story...like the small girl flying the kite thinking it can think...then reality dashes her hopes then you put in that text at the end. :D THEN it would look more complete

Chag responds:

Defiantly, I just didn't want to make this a major project. Quick idea, quick joke, quick movie. That's all

yep they do that

This i why I have a dog.

You can train a dog to have good manners...and be your accomplice in practical jokes on friends lol

falling responds:

Cats just play jokes on everyone. Like, they're the sociopath of the animal kingdom.

Inseminating elephants is more than a hobby of mine. It's a passion. PASSION I SAY! ...mmm

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