I am not:

Religious
Spiritual
Delusional
God fearing
Gullible
Label-er
Doubting Thomas
Blind Believer
Anarchist
Satanist
Worshiper
Follower
Sheeple
Satirist
Sad
Over-Emotional
Under-Emotional
Insane
Sane
Normal
"O.K."
Blamer
Liar
Thoughtless
Spiteful
Too Generous
Selfish
Egotistical
Easily Understood
"Nice"
"Cruel"
A Furry
Gay (Happy)
Gay (Homosexual)
Illiterate
Mathematician
Magical
Memorable
Greedy