This is awesome!
Although it bothered me that the music sounded almost too familiar...
...probably just me.
Played so much FF that the usic may bear some resemblance of some sea port towns.
Excellent game! I find no major faults except one, which is either an oversight on my part or some bug in the game.
I cannot continue the game from where Dexter wants a joke to play on a friend. I have the gloves and I tried gloves+dumpster yet it gives me no ketchup. I did look at the walk-through on your site to be sure I did all the things leading to that and it appears that I did. Not in exactly the same order but I doubt that had anything to do with it. Whatever it is, the dumpster wasn't triggered for the ketchup yet and I dont know why.
anyway thanks for making a fun game and I hope I can come back and load up my progress soon so I can complete it past the ketchup spot.
The walkthrough on the forum is just for one of the paths. The ketchup is just one joke that the engine can choose. You probably got a different practical joke. Check the bathroom graffiti in the bar for hints.
oh look. yet another poorly made porn game. sigh.
Where did you get that music from? Sounds familiar. Very familiar.
Also, it really doesn't fit in a porn of any kind.
Also you seem, to stick with hentai styles...cum doesn't make a big sound like that....basically it all turns me more off than usual because it views like an old 60's porno. Lame story with very little pretense to drive it further. I dont know..it just rubs me the wrong way so to speak..
also Aslan, there is no "physics" in this. Its just the controls and animation that does that.
anyway good luck with your further stuff.
cute. and perfect for valentines - oh right. anyway it was a nice game :)
1 - Smooth gameplay.
2 - Reasonable leveling and upgrade system.
1 - Enemy never shoots back. Feels like shooting asteroids of various material types.
2 - Mission is considered failed even if you destroy all enemies when you get damaged from a collision even just once. What is that? Not a failed kill record. Just minor damage to ship. So why?
3 - Levels seem dull to play. No new backgrounds, environments. Gets very repetitive with only minor changes to enemies.
1. Shields capability
2. Varied music tracks (simple loops are fine) depending on on levels...say every 3 to 5 levels, new music track.
3. Let enemies shoot back. The weaker ones shoot weak with rapid fire and tougher ones shoot strong but less often.
4. Various pickups as you say get a certain amount of points/kills in a level (something not too high so it can be reset often). Count resets after pickup is taken/moves out of screen.
5. swap the lame computer generated voice with a human voice that has been altered to sound like a robot. I've done this before in my work and its much smoother and easy to understand.
This game is a good start as it is, but has much more to get it more polished and more unique if it is to have a chance to stick out as something additively fun.
3/5 & 3/5
Not so much a game as is an experimental ragdoll simulation.
Gets boring very fast.
This game has some serious balance issues. Primarily regarding the leveling. It really shouldn't get harder as you continue unless the player has advanced in skill...this just ramps up difficulty regardless of play skill/level. At some point you cant even learn to do better as you are overwhelmed and your survivors end up dead and you cant even search anymore. At that point it becomes pointless.
Personally I'm not a fan of this type of gallery style shooting. It's very restrictive and doesn't allow for much in the way of variety.
when I went to change the music, the menu choices disappeared. Had to refresh page to get it back.
I got awesome
114 top score so far. oddly fun in spite of it being annoying.
Even though I cant seem to get past the 3rd level, I really enjoyed this game.
I cant see any fault with it.
All points are yours guys!
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