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Mordoz
Inseminating elephants is more than a hobby of mine. It's a passion. PASSION I SAY! ...mmm

Jeremiah Wolverton @Mordoz

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We don't need no education!

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Happy Fuckin' Birthday to me.

Posted by Mordoz - March 5th, 2012


The 23rd of this month is my birthday. Big whoop. This was exciting when I was a teen. But no more.
At some point we all dont care about our own birthdays and scramble to remember others birthdays instead.

Why is this? I have no fucking clue, but I can say that I care more about getting a better job, making ends meet and preventing my overall insanity with distractions so the demon doesn't escape again. (don't ask)

You what I want for my birthday? Nothing. Not just any nothing. I want an absence of bills, traffic tickets, drunk women, loud obnoxious neighbors and stink-free dogs. Now THAT would be an awesome birthday present!

I sound old now...

Happy Fuckin' Birthday to me.


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Oh, and I can't afford to keep my site up. At least not until I get a second or better job.